The Pasqually Thread

[MMBBfan327]

I just have one question: Why? Why did CECE make him what he is, a middle-aged low-budget comedian making nasty kiddie pizzas for a 27 year old mouse? If I was the leader at CECE, I'd at least try to improve him. Now I know that some of you may like him, I admit, the VERY early '90s Pasqually I kinda liked, but I feel that something needs to be changed about him. I say drop the Comedy Act, or at least get professional jokes for him, and maybe add a kiddie-side to him, just to keep him up with the present times, such as maybe putting him in a sports jersey, or have him be like a News Anchor out in the field, thus bringing back CECTV News.

[pizzacam]

Yeah when the late 90s rolled arond they seemed to give all the character new personalities...I think in the process Pasqually became corny and was given and annoying voice and Jasper took on Chuck's former sarcastic rude-like personality...hmmm what the hell? :\

[Harmony Howlette]

I like the new personaities, though, I have to say.
I thought the characters were always very bland during the 90's...

[PuroMax]

Pasqually is the Andy Kaufman of the group. You cannot rightly tell if he is out of his mind, or absolutely genius. Does he really think his jokes are funny, or does he just piss people off to get a rise out of them? There's a conspiracy to remove Pasqually from the bunch... when was the last time he was put on any kind of promotional material? As you walk into the CEC in Brooklyn there's a huge, 4 panel mural at kid check that has these larger than life portraits of all the munch band characters, and if you look very carefully, you'll see Pasqually parachuting on by the cityscape. What does he need to do to survive? He needs to snap!
Pasqually needs to flip his lid and go house on the group, let his true Italian colors show through! I'm inspired... I shall now write a sequence that will be titled "Pasqually's last stand"

[Harmony Howlette]

You get 10 points for the Andy Kaufman reference.
And I see exactly what you're saying. That would be so awesome for Pasqually to go completely crazy on everyone.
He's mad as hell, and he's not going to take it anymore!
If you're going to seriously write that sequence, by the way, please email it to me. I'd love to post it on the fan section...or at least read it myself! :)
Ps-can you get us a picture of this mural you're talking about?

[PuroMax]

Pasqually's Last Stand
Pasqually: Heya guys, it's time-a for Pizza!
Munch: Alright, I'm always in the mood for pizza!
Chuck: Heh, yeah I could go for a quick slice too Pasqually!
Helen: That pizza smells great! What did you put on it?
Pasqually:Well I'm-a glad you asked! Because I-a made it extra special!
Jasper: I don't know if that's a good thing...
Pasqually: It's a pizza with-a Asparagus, chocolate chips, and-a bubble gum!
(Disqusted Noises)
Munch: Uhhhhhhhh.... I, I guess I'll have one slice, wanna make sure there's enough for everybody!
Chuck: Yeeeeeeah, I actually filled up on breadsticks for lunch, so maybe later!
Jasper: That has got to be the WORST pizza I've ever heard of!!
(Everyone gasps)
Helen: (softly stern)JASPER!
Pasqually: Heh, Heh, You no like-a the pizza, huh? Well you can-a kiss-a the my @$$!!!
(All characters mouths fall open) It's been-a 27-a years now! I make-a the pizza, I make-a the pizza! More restaurants-a open, Pasqually still make-a the pizza, make-a the pizza. You need-a somebody to play-a the drums, I do that, and I make-a the pizza! No help-a from you guys! Still-a more restaurants, that's-a more pizza! I get-a Betty, she no can-a do a damn thing! Pasqually make-a all-a-the pizza! Chuck-a gets new clothes, Jasper-a gets a fancy-shmancy guitar, all-a with the money from-a Pasqually's pizza! I just-a get to-a keepa ma mostache! Mingia!
Helen: But Pasqually we love...
Pasqually: Was I-a f*cking talking to you?! I'd-a shatupayou face chicken!
Chuck: Hey wait a second Pasqually!
Pasqually: (voice now completely void of squeak, all firey)You wait-a a second Chuck!! You-a used to be-a the good guy... I bought-a you-a the nice red hat, and you no-a wear it anymore. Why no? We-a smoka the cigars together! You-a changed Chuck... The famous-a made you-a change... Good-bye!
(Pasqually disappears, the band segues into "Hit the Road Jack")

...To Be Continued...?

[CEC Kid Check]

WTF was that? Anyways, like everybody else said..........Pasqually is supposed to be the "Idiot" of the band and have stupid in yet funny "kiddie" jokes!!! I mean that's the way the pizza crumbles.

I do have to admit, they should have replace Pasqually with a animal-like character, i mean a "Human" hanging out with Animals,? but that wouldn't make sense in the whole making a pizza area,,,(an animal making your pizza, blah!) Another thing i've would of changed, was his name.......Pasqually is a "unique" name and chief name, but WTF, give him something different like all the other characters.....Jasper, i dont here a name Jasper anywhere? I do with Helen, but not a lot. Munch!!!!!!!!! I haven't seen one person named Munch b4! Chuck, is like Helen.....here and there, but very rare!!!!!(That ryhmed!)

Well, LOL, after reading what i just said......Pasqually is a rare name, LOL, i just dont want to delete that little paragraph, especially after the time i spent on it!!!!!!!!!

IDK, Pasqually is one of my favs because he is funny and is "Unique!"

[Harmony Howlette]

Hahaha Puromax. That was hilarious.
More!

[PuroMax]

Mike Manly here with CEC News, it appears that longtime member of the legendary "Munch's Make Believe Band" Pasqually has left the group, and on some bad terms! We take you now to News correspondant Wick Laderbach who is with the band, let's see if we can get a comment... Wick!
(cut to Wick in flannel shirt, not facing the camera)
Wick: Wow, really, he said that? That's pretty rough right there.... so is there any of that pizza left?
(back to Mike)
Mike: Wick, does the band have anything to say about the departure of Pasqually? What caused this ordeal, can we expect him to return at all? WICK!!
(Cut to Wick, slowly turning to the camera, microphone slowly rises from the bottom of screen)
Wick: Mike, we are here at Studio C, where all the recordings are done by Munch's Make Believe Band, and what happened here today was simply a travesty! Here to comment is famed front man of the group, Charles Entertainment Cheese. Tell us what happened Charles,
Chuck: Heh, Heh, well thanks Wick, but uh, you can call me Chuck. E, it's no problem. Anyway, I've known Pasqually for a lot of years now, and I've never seen anything quite like this before! See, he made us all a pizza...
(Split screen to Mike Manly)
Mike: Wick, I'm going to need to cut you off for just a minute, it seems that Pasqually has been sighted on the highway, driving a white Ford Bronco, CEC Newschopper 1 is on the scene
(cut to... yeah, you know what goes here!!!)
Bob Coleslaw: Thank you Mike Manly, this is Bob Coleslaw in Newschopper 1, and what we have here is a spectacle to behold. Police are following Pasqually in droves, hordes actually, to make sure that the safety of others isn't sacrificed. It's been told to me that guitarist Jasper Jowles was the catalyst for today's events, Mike.
(cut back to Jasper w/ Wick)
Jasper: Well now hold on a dang second there! Mike, Pasqually and I don't always get along, and maybe I said something that was better left unsaid, but for the way he treated us today, and the jokes that we've had to deal with, I hope I never see him again! See, I was just a poor dog growin' up, and my daddy told me that if you feel a certain way, you need to speak up. Don't let anybody think you're somethin that you're not. So I told Pasqually what I thought of his pizza because that's the kinda dawg that I am. If you ask me, Mike, I just don't think Pasqually fits in the crowd anymore. He's old, he's bitter, and sometimes he really smells bad!
(split screen with Mike Manly)
Mike: Well Jasper, those are some striking words, but the question on everybody's mind now is, who will be the one to play the drums for your band, and more importantly, who is going to make all the pizzas for your ever-growing chain of restaurants?
Chuck: Hmmm, I guess that we haven't thought of that one yet. Heh heh, anybody know a drummer?
Wick Laderbach: I took some drumming lessons in elementary school
Chuck: Well, ah, Ok Wick, let's try playin' the Bingo Live Show! 1,2,3,4!
(Wick can't play drums at all)
Jasper: Oh my goodness!
Mike Manly: Wick, I've got some breaking news here! Guests everywhere are starting to revolt, as ticket times have skyrocketed up to an astounding 90 minutes in some markets!! Chuck! Who is making the pizzas!?


...Part 3?...

[dheineCECfan]

Pasqually has been with CEC even in the 1977-1980's CECPTT years since the first CECPTT opened in San Jose, California in May 1977. At first besides being in Pizza Time Players shows then in the wall portrait format, he would even call out the pizza orders and was even coming in and out from open doors in his wall portrait area. Remember the 1980's CECPTT shelf/balcony Pasqually robots who had an accordian in its 2 hands? How about the 1999 Chuck E. Cheese in the Galaxy 5000 direct to video movie that featured an actor as a human like Pasqually?

[MatHat13]

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[ChuckEZone]

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...seriously, Darryl. Too much.

[CEC Kid Check]

...seriously, Darryl. Too much.
Ditto!
U have way too much free time!

[MMBBfan327]

Yes, I must agree, Darryl. Anyway, this post is about Pasqually, not Darryl, so let's get back on track. EXCELLENT work on that, uh, "interesting" story there, PuroMax! I can't wait for Part III!

[Harmony Howlette]

Ditto.
Where's part 3?

[TomD]

Darryl, you do realize we all know everything there is to know about pasqually (and CEC in general), right?

Anywho, great story PM :)

[JAC07901]

Since we are on the topic of the fantasy of Pasqually leaving, why don't we make up a show about it (for no apparent reason whatsoever)? Do you guys have any songs you want to hear on this show? The only one I can think of is Supertramp's "Goodbye Stranger", so I need you guys to help.

If you don't know who Supertramp is, Google them or the song. I will give you this, the sang "The Logical Song" and "Give A Little Bit" (the original version.)

[MMBBfan327]

Just a couple goodbye words...

NA-NA-NA-NA, NA-NA-NA-NA, HEY-HEY-HEY, GOOD-BYE!!!

[CEC Kid Check]

What Pizzacam is about to post is the continue(ation) of this pasqually story!

Thanks to Matt, for taking this pic about a year ago, and it matches this story perfect!

(Story continues) Pasqually returns to the band, but only becuz Pasqually is ready to kill anyone, anything!!


SCROLL DOWN AT PIZZACAM'S PIC!!!!!!!!

[pizzacam]

http://sp-com.tripod.com/pizzacam/pizzacam/mathat7.jpg I'll get you first Helen, you smug S.O.B.!

[MatHat13]

Out of all the Pasquallys to go phyco, it just had to be my Pasqually didn't it.:rollin

Hope he still is on the stage next time I go to CEC.:p

[MMBBfan327]

Man, I'd hate to be Jasper in that pic! Does this mean if he does leave and/ or go crazy and get his mustache fired will CEC get a new chef? :lol

[pizzacam]

Yeah, they'll install an Emeril robot! :lol :lol

[Harmony Howlette]

Haha! That picture is fantastic! Pasqually looks so sinister!
LOL an Emeril robot! That I'd like to see.
BAM!

[MatHat13]

Hehee, I don't like to brag, but I think the Pasqually robot at my store(as seen in that pic) is the best Pasqually robot I've seen, and the best around I'm sure, all the others are all....UGLY!

C'mon, let's see pics of your Pasqually robots of today.:rollin

[MMBBfan327]

The Pasqually robot at 2990 S. 108th street West Allis, WI is actually in pretty good shape, too. However the one at 2701 S. Chase Ave. Milwaukee, WI sucks!!! Whenever he says a long sentance, his mouth hangs open, and then he just looks at nowhere. It's actually kinda funny, but VERY depressing.