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PaulKTF
06-24-2011, 03:32 PM
*clears throat*....

"Hey kids; it's wonderful to have you here! Our lives would be miserable and meaningless without you! We're so glad you came by today to play games and eat pizza! It's so cool to have you here! You're awesome! You're the best thing since sliced bread! Thanks for not totaly ignoring us! We are not worthy to be in your allmighty presence. Have I mentioned how fun our games are and how tasty the pizza is? Be sure to bug your parents for tokens and have another slice of pizza and a delicious Pepsi cola! Okay; we'll be right back with more songs you're sure to not totaly ignore! Bye! And remember, we love you!"

(Repeat after the close of every segment on every showtape for the last decade). :)