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sungun12
05-08-2006, 10:27 PM
--hearing other places call their patrons "customers" doesn't seem right.

--You don't use Clorox 2 to wash your clothes. You no longer like it's scent.

--You complain that games at other arcades cost 3 tokens to play.

--You wear your kitchen hat with your regular clothes.

--You can sing along to Veggitales with the kids you babysit.

--You own more white tube socks than any other kind of socks.

--You help other mascots pry kids off of them.

--When you see another mascot getting beat up, you don't laugh at them; you feel sorry for them.

--You no longer want to have children.

--Puke, pee, and poo no longer bother you quite as much.

--When you walk under a black light, your fingers glow.

--The smell of cotton candy makes you sick.

--You could set up your own merch counter at home. <~oh ya

--Waiting 30 minutes for a pizza is too long.

--You see a Chuck E. Cheese's commercial and point out all the games your store doesn't have.

--you know there's nothing exciting about a "surprise box".

--You refer to garbage cans as "Thank You boxes".

--You always seem to have at least a couple of tokens from all your local arcades - without actually purchasing them.

--Aloha isn't a greeting.

--Caffeine is an integral part of your balanced diet.

--You could fall asleep to the sound of screaming kids and crying babies.

--It's ok to SLAM guests.

--You ask 60-year-old men for ID before serving them alcohol.

--You know that Wal-Mart greeters ain't got nuthin' on you!

--You're temporarily confused when you walk into Foot Locker. (haha that one is my favorite)

--You're doing laundry and not only does lint come out of your pockets, so do colorful sprinkles, a bug ring and a big chunk of pizza

--You wake up in the middle of the night and remember that someone asked you for a cup of ranch...and you forgot.

--You feel like a celebrity when you go to Wal*Mart and here, "Hey Mom! Thats the guy from Chuck E Cheese!"

--You hear "supreme pizza" and think "super combo"...you hear "meat lovers" and think "allmeat".......and when people order personal pan pizza's you cringe and hear "INDIVIDUAL"

--You rate other restaurants salad bars and KNOW that YOU can put up a better one.

--POS isn't as funny to you as it is to other people.

-you feel sorry for any place that has an all you can eat buffet or salad bar

--you tantly have the birthday song stuck in your head

--you randomly sing songs about picnics and barbeques

--you try to pay for something, but can only find tokens, rather than quarters

--the tape plays over and over in your head after work

--you have nightmares about messing up a party

--you have a stockpile of tokens, and probably find them in your car, purse, and house constantly <~big time

--you have made it a point to visit a different cec and crtique everything they do <~ god im so bad a this one

--you have pictures from Sketchbook or Photo ride in your room

--even if you quit, you still continue to go back and visit

--dancing in front of people like a complete dork does not embarass you anymore

--you are the best cake-cutter at all your friends' and family's birthday parties <~haha, I CUT EVERY CAKE!!!

--it really irritates you that kids say "EXCUSE ME" really loud while you're helping someon else at merch, and they think it's ok for them to cut in line because they said "EXCUSE ME"

--you've come there and made up a dance because you wanted to, off the clock

--every time you tell someone you work at cec, the very first question they ask you is, "are you the mouse?" <~ EVEN WHEN I SAY IM THE GM, EVERY TIME

--you go home smelling like pizza and sweat

--you proudly display your one-year keychain even though people make fun of you for it

--you have a birthday centerpiece displayed somewhere in your home

--you can drink a whole lot (especially Jager for me!!) and still make it to work at 7am and make the best pizzas anyone has ever tasted

-- every song on the radio can be transformed into "the way chuck e. sang it"

-- UPICS isnt a show on Nickelodeon

-- You know more kids than adults or even people your age

-- You don't steal salad bars from other resteraunts because you know how it feels

-- You go to other restaurants and criticize how full their cheeses and pepper shakers are

-- You answer the phone at your own home, "good afternoon we're making magic at Chuck E. Cheese where all games and rides are one token, this is ______ how may I help you?"

--You can go to any other arcade and get jackpots on all the games

-- You have tried every pizza imaginable...

-- You have more CEC co workers numbers than any other people's numbers.

--you get pissed off when new cast members don't know the birthday dance

-- You can do the hand jive in your sleep

-- Most of your dreams take place at Chuck E Cheese

-- No matter how much you want to quit, you always end up back for more

-you go to an arcade and feel compelled to fix coin jams.

-you carry around your keys on a CEC lanyard.

-over half of your stories start out with "oh my god at chuck e. cheese the other night...."

-you call it "the chuck" or something other than its proper name. (we call it the cheese)

-you buy ugly baggy shorts and hideous hawaiian shirts without a second thought.

-you know closing doesn't just mean locking the door.

-you take great care in not fingerprinting up the glass on the doors of other restaurants, and it bothers you when other people do.

ChuckEZone
05-08-2006, 10:38 PM
:lol hahah, great list!

pizzacam
05-09-2006, 07:36 AM
-It's 10:58 on saturday night and a family of 12 walks in and orders 11 pizzas and 100 tokens(man that used to suck!) :rolleyes

CEC743
05-16-2006, 08:55 AM
You know you're a manager at CEC when it's busy and you feel like there should be at least five more people on the clock to help you out b/c there's a line out the door and you get a phone call from the district manager saying "how much you got in, well you gotta cut like 30 hours today, have a magical day"