Beach Bear
09-27-2009, 06:37 AM
This is the true story of what happened during Concept Unification.
(Part I)
It all began in a Showbiz Pizza Store between Segments while Dook was tuning his Drum Set. But little did he know, he was going to start something he was going to regret.
Dook: Hey Mitzi! You'd better get ready to sing your solo for the next Segment!
Rolfe: Yeah! I don't think you could pull it off. Unlike me, I never need to practice and I always sound like what you might as well say is the best singer in the world.
Fatz: Yeah, keep dreamin' Rolfe.
Earl: Yeah. Only in your dreams Rolfe, would anybody think that.
Billy Bob: Now guys! The next Segment starts in 3 minutes! Have you even tuned your drum set yet Dook?
Dook: Oh right! I forgot you have to tune instruments.
Earl: No wonder it sounds like he's beating on pans!
So Dook tunes his Drums and discovers a letter inside of his kick drum.
Dook: Hey Fatz! Have you been putting your Twinky wrappers in my Drums again?
Mitzi: No I don't think he has, silly. That looks like a letter.
Dook: Right! Which one is it?
Mitzi: No not that kind of letter. Letter as in the kind you read.
Dook: Oh!
Fatz: Let me read it.
Fatz opens the letter and it says...
Dear Rock-afire Explosion,
You are invited to a special going away party located at the Antioch location.
Fatz: Going away? I ain't going nowhere. I couldnt even if I wanted to. I'm bolted to the floor.
Billy Bob: Sure you are... Just walk.
Billy Bob gets off the stage and walks around.
Looney Bird wakes up and happens to see Billy Bob walking around.
Looney Bird: Whoa! Billy Bob how'd you do that?
Everyone: Yeah! how'd you do that?
Billy Bob: Well just try you guys. It's not that hard.
Fatz: Whoa! He's right! It's not that hard.
They all arrive at the "Going Away Party"
Mysterious Voice: We've been expecting you. Would you like to learn of your new fate?
Earl: New fate? Hey... Now would be a good time to talk about how I'm going to be famous next year with my new idea.
Mitzi: Rolfe! I don't think so. Beach Bear. I'm scared.
Beach Bear: I know Mitzi. I'm scared of what's going to happen to my guitar too.
Voice: Please bring your attention to the screen ahead of you for a preview of your new look.
Beach Bear: Oh my god! It's horrible... My guitar it looks so... ugly!
Mitzi: Aren't you worried that your going to be a dog?
Beach Bear: Oh yeah that too.
(Part I)
It all began in a Showbiz Pizza Store between Segments while Dook was tuning his Drum Set. But little did he know, he was going to start something he was going to regret.
Dook: Hey Mitzi! You'd better get ready to sing your solo for the next Segment!
Rolfe: Yeah! I don't think you could pull it off. Unlike me, I never need to practice and I always sound like what you might as well say is the best singer in the world.
Fatz: Yeah, keep dreamin' Rolfe.
Earl: Yeah. Only in your dreams Rolfe, would anybody think that.
Billy Bob: Now guys! The next Segment starts in 3 minutes! Have you even tuned your drum set yet Dook?
Dook: Oh right! I forgot you have to tune instruments.
Earl: No wonder it sounds like he's beating on pans!
So Dook tunes his Drums and discovers a letter inside of his kick drum.
Dook: Hey Fatz! Have you been putting your Twinky wrappers in my Drums again?
Mitzi: No I don't think he has, silly. That looks like a letter.
Dook: Right! Which one is it?
Mitzi: No not that kind of letter. Letter as in the kind you read.
Dook: Oh!
Fatz: Let me read it.
Fatz opens the letter and it says...
Dear Rock-afire Explosion,
You are invited to a special going away party located at the Antioch location.
Fatz: Going away? I ain't going nowhere. I couldnt even if I wanted to. I'm bolted to the floor.
Billy Bob: Sure you are... Just walk.
Billy Bob gets off the stage and walks around.
Looney Bird wakes up and happens to see Billy Bob walking around.
Looney Bird: Whoa! Billy Bob how'd you do that?
Everyone: Yeah! how'd you do that?
Billy Bob: Well just try you guys. It's not that hard.
Fatz: Whoa! He's right! It's not that hard.
They all arrive at the "Going Away Party"
Mysterious Voice: We've been expecting you. Would you like to learn of your new fate?
Earl: New fate? Hey... Now would be a good time to talk about how I'm going to be famous next year with my new idea.
Mitzi: Rolfe! I don't think so. Beach Bear. I'm scared.
Beach Bear: I know Mitzi. I'm scared of what's going to happen to my guitar too.
Voice: Please bring your attention to the screen ahead of you for a preview of your new look.
Beach Bear: Oh my god! It's horrible... My guitar it looks so... ugly!
Mitzi: Aren't you worried that your going to be a dog?
Beach Bear: Oh yeah that too.