Les Miserock-afires: A Tale of Love, War, and Pizza

[Blue Paratroopa]

The amazing Concept Loserfacation inspired me to post a fic that I'm pretty sure will never be animated by me. It's gonna be a crazy Les Mis parody and I have the cast donw as this:

Jean Valjean - Dook (as Dook ValDook)
Javert - Jasper (as Jaspert)
Fantine - Mitzi (as Mitzine)
Thenardier - Chuck (as Chuck R. Dier)
Madmae Thenardier - Helen (as Helen Dier)
Cosette - Harmony Howlette (I don't think I need to change the name, but does Harmonette sound good?)
Eponine - Sally Sashay (as Salleponine)
Enjolras - Munch (as Munchjorlras)
Gavroche - Choo-Choo (as Choo-Choroche)

Fatz, Pasqually, Rolfe, Earl, Looney Bird and others as various extras.

Yes, this will be very weird.

[Blue Paratroopa]

Okay, I couldn't wait so I rather hastily wrote an opening scene. It's kind of dark and missing the humor that I hope will pop up later, but I'm hoping it's gonna pick up soon.

(We open on a jail. Prisoners are walking through, singing a low dirge)
Prisoners: Look down, Look down
Don’t look ‘em in the eye
Look down, look down
You’re here until you die
(Jaspert, the warden, enters)
Jaspert: Bring me prisoner Dook ValRue!
(Dook is thrown forward)
Dook: G-geez, guys, take it easy! How’d I get nineteen years for stealing a bone?
Jaspert: No self-control. That sickens me. We dogs must hold ourselves with great esteem! I came from
a poor family and do you see me stealin’ bones?
Dook: My sister’s child was starving.
Jaspert: Besides the point. Yer parole’s begun. Now beat it, but don’t ever forget my name!
(Dook growls like a normal dog and leaves)
Prisoners: Look down, Look down
Don’t look ‘em in the eye
Look down, look down
You’re here until you die

(Dook walks along an empty road)
Dook: It ain’t fair. I can’t get work. It just ain’t fair. I gotta start anew or something.
(To the tune of “Who Am I?”)
Dook: Who am I?
Am I thief or am I something more?
Is there a life out there worth looking for?
I’m innocent in my own way
But no one listens to what I say

Who am I?
A lonely dog walking on the road
A lonely dog with an enourmous load
A dog who looks up to the sky
And keeps on asking who am I?


Who am I?
And can I start somewhere where I’m unknown
Somewhere where people don’t know of that bone
I think I’m worth a second chance
I’m at least worth a second glance

If I must change my name I will
But I know that inside I’ll still….
I’ll still be
I’ll still be
I’m Dook ValRue

And just because of a mistake
A bad person it does not make
Who am I?
I am Dook ValRue!

[CEC3066]

The amazing Concept Loserfacation inspired me to post a fic that I'm pretty sure will never be animated by me. It's gonna be a crazy Les Mis parody and I have the cast donw as this:

Jean Valjean - Dook (as Dook ValDook)
Javert - Jasper (as Jaspert)
Fantine - Mitzi (as Mitzine)
Thenardier - Chuck (as Chuck R. Dier)
Madmae Thenardier - Helen (as Helen Dier)
Cosette - Harmony Howlette (I don't think I need to change the name, but does Harmonette sound good?)
Eponine - Sally Sashay (as Salleponine)
Enjolras - Munch (as Munchjorlras)
Gavroche - Choo-Choo (as Choo-Choroche)

Fatz, Pasqually, Rolfe, Earl, Looney Bird and others as various extras.

Yes, this will be very weird.

eh, not as weird as the orchestrations used in the Broadway Revival of the show..those SUCKED!

[mitzirocks]

Its Awsome!:D

[Blue Paratroopa]

Here's the quick next part (sorry, I'm tired). Hope no one minds that it gets...uh...interesting, shall we say?

(Elsewhere on the streets, a rat, Chuck R. Dier, is doing his honorable job of selling prostitutes)
(To the tune of “Lovely Ladies”)
Chuck: I smell profits, money’s pouring in
Waiting for a gentleman and the fun to begin
That’s just business and it’s the best kind
At this hour desp’rate guys are not too hard to find
Givin’ it to the front or behind

Girls: That’s just business, really it’s a game
Never have our minds in it, there’s never any shame
Dance for strangers, hide it from the cops
Some would call it bottem but for us it is the tops
Chuck here has us pull out all the stops
(The song is inturupted as one girl collapses)
Chuck: Hey, what gives? We’ve got a lot more song to do, girl!
Doli: She’s not moving. What do we do, Dier?
Chuck: Uh…wow, this nevah happened before. Hmm. Let’s just say she, uh, fell asleep on the job or somethin’. I say we get outta here. ‘S’not like she woith anyting in dis town. None of ya’s are. Now get back to woik!
(The girls disperse. As they leave, we hear Chuck ask a question)
Chuck: What was her name, anyways?
Doli: Mitzine, I think.
Chuck: Meh.

[zeekeroo]

Nice! Keep it coming!

And Oh my goodness, I am inspiring! :D :D :D

I always wished there was more fanfic around, I granted my own wish!