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dheineCECfan
03-19-2006, 07:29 AM
Is anyone familiar with singer (and Jessica Simpson's love interest) Nick Lachey?

Nick Lachey now has a single on Top 40 radio: "What's Left of Me".
MatHat13
03-19-2006, 10:05 AM
Ha get with the times, didn't they broke up?:lol :rollin
MMBBfan327
03-19-2006, 10:32 AM
Ya, like a year ago lol
ThickAndFabulous
03-25-2006, 07:36 AM
The Story of Neanderthal (Nick) and Nincompoop (Jessica)

Neanderthal flaunts his pumped up muscles, ancient-day stereotypical hunk image and ancient-day pickup lines in the music industry.

Nincompoop degrades and dehumanizes women all over America in the music industry.

Neanderthal makes money off of his hunk image.

Nincompoop makes tons of money off of being a bimbo.

Neanderthal meets Nincompoop.

Neanderthal wedlocks Nincompoop.

Neanderthal and Nincompoop put their whole lifestyle on display for publicity.

Nincompoop continues to degrade and dehumanize.

Neanderthal refuses to spend time with her family.

Nincompoop makes like a hoover and sucks away Neanderthal's
money.

Neanderthal and Nincompoop divorce.

The End.
dheineCECfan
03-26-2006, 07:06 AM
T&F: Your Neanderthal and Nincompoop story reminds me of Goofus and Gallant from the Highlights magazines.
ThickAndFabulous
03-28-2006, 08:05 PM
It comes as no surprise. They were a comic couple.